Bob-E-Lanes FAQ

Why is your place so old and gross?

Well, gee whiz, kid. We’ve been around longer than you’ve been alive. And we like it that way. It’s got character.

Do you have any good beer?

We’ve got beer. It’s cold. It’s wet. It’ll get the job done. We don’t have a fancy selection, but we’ve got the classics.

What about food?

We don’t have a kitchen, but we’ve got some snacks. Think stale chips and beef jerky. It’s not gourmet, but it’ll hold you over.

Can I bring my own bowling ball?

Sure, why not? Just don’t expect us to clean it up.

Do you have any fun events?

We’ve got bowling. That’s about it. We do have league nights, though, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Can I have a party there?

Sure, but don’t expect us to clean up the mess. We can rent out a few lanes and you can have food delivered.

Why should I come to your bowling alley?

Because we’re still here. We’re a classic, a relic of the past. You won’t find a place like this anywhere else.