The Bar

the beers

We don’t have a draft tower. We have coolers. They’re full of cold glass and aluminum. Here’s what’s inside today.

NAME	TYPE	NOTES
Miller Lite	Light Lager	Milwaukee’s finest.
Miller High Life	Lager	The Champagne of 13th St.
MGD	Lager	Genuine Draft. Cold.
Miller Extra Light	Light Lager	Easy drinking.
PBR	Lager	The blue ribbon standard.
Coors Light	Light Lager	The Silver Bullet.
Busch Light	Light Lager	For the long haul.
Michelob Ultra	Light Lager	Low calorie, high strike rate.
Spotted Cow	Farmhouse Ale	Wisconsin Legend.
Moon Man	Pale Ale	Crisp and hoppy.
Tail Wagger	Amber	Rich and malty.
Sam Adams	Boston Lager	Full flavor.
Modelo	Especial	The import of choice.
Corona	Lager	Pass the lime.
Heineken	Lager	The green bottle.
Beck’s	Pilsner	German classic.
Dos Equis	Amber/Lager	Stay thirsty.
Yuengling	Lager	COMING SOON.

Yeah, we heard you. Yuengling is on the way. Keep your shirt on, we’ll let you know when the first case hits the cooler.

the ready to drink stuff

NAME	TYPE	NOTES
White Claw	Hard Seltzer	Assorted rotating flavors. The classics.
Carbliss	Premium Cocktail	Clean, 0-carb favorites. Ask what’s cold.
Drink Wisconsinbly	Vodka Cocktails	From the people famous for Brandy.
Good Boy	Vodka Soda / Tea / Lemonade	We keep the best varieties in rotation.
Twisted Tea	Hard Iced Tea	The original. Tastes like real tea, kicks like a mule.

Our canned cocktail flavors rotate faster than a 16lb bowling ball. We don’t list ’em here because we’d spend all day typing. We pull the ones that taste like the real deal and leave the crappy ones at the warehouse. Just ask the bartender what’s in the cooler tonight.

liquor

We don’t have a cocktail menu with pictures of fruit on it. We have a rail and a shelf. If you want a shot, a pour on the rocks, or a simple mixer, we’ve got the goods. From the Milwaukee staples to the stuff that’ll make you regret the morning, it’s all here. We do the classics—Old Fashioneds, shots, and simple mixers. And yeah, we’ve got the Fever Tree tiny cans, so if you want a Mule that actually bites back, we can handle that. We even have copper mugs even though we’re a bowling alley, not a boutique.

The Master spirits list

NAME	TYPE	NOTES
VODKA
Absolut	Original	The Swedish standard.
Deep Eddy	Cranberry / Ruby Red	Real juice, no fluff.
Western Son	Original / Assorted	Original, Strawberry, Blueberry, Raspberry.
Tito’s	Handmade	Gluten-free.
Three Olives	Citrus	For a bit of zing.
Pink Whitney	Pink Lemonade	Sweet and dangerous.
Good Boy	Vodka	Clean and simple.
GIN
Tanqueray	London Dry	The green bottle.
Ford’s	Gin	A versatile pour.
RUM
Bacardi	Silver / Limon	Classic Caribbean style.
Captain Morgan	Spiced	The captain is here.
Malibu	Coconut	For the tropical vibes.
TEQUILA
Jose Cuervo	Silver / Gold	The old reliable.
Espolon	Reposado / Blanco	100% Agave.
Dobel Diamante	Cristalino	Smooth as glass.
1800	Reposado	Aged and ready.
Don Julio	Reposado	The top shelf pick.
WHISKEY
Jack Daniel’s	No. 7 / Honey	Tennessee’s best.
Jameson	Original / Orange	The Irish handshake.
Crown Royal	Original / Apple	Respect the velvet bag.
Seagram’s 7	American Blended	Built for a 7&7.
Jim Beam	Bourbon	Straight Kentucky.
Driftless Glen	Bourbon	Wisconsin made.
Tullamore D.E.W.	Irish	Triple distilled.
Southern Comfort	Whiskey Liqueur	A little bit of fruit and spice.
Early Times / CC	Blended	The working man’s pour.
BRANDY
Korbel	California	The Wisconsin favorite.
Drink Wisconsinbly	Brandy	For a proper Old Fashioned.

cordials, Shots & liqueurs (regrets)

NAME	TYPE	NOTES
Dr. McGillicuddy’s	Assorted	Menthol, Root Beer, Cherry, Apple Pie.
The Dr.’s Sours	Assorted	Blue Ras, Peach, Apple, Raspberry.
Fireball	Cinnamon	You know why you’re ordering this.
Rumple Minze	Peppermint	100 Proof. Careful.
Malort	Wormwood	A Chicago tradition we keep for some reason.
Jagermeister	Herbal	Keep it in the freezer.
Shanky’s Whip	Whiskey Liqueur	Black Irish spirit. Smooth.
Rum Chata / Bailey’s	Cream	For the coffee or a shot.
Black Haus	Blackberry	Dark and sweet.
Goldchlager	Cinnamon	Yes, there is real gold in it.
Romana	Black Sambuca	Anise flavored.

wine

We all have that cool aunt who drinks her wine straight from a box she keeps in the crisper drawer. We’ve taken a page out of her book, but we kept it classy. We serve Barefoot 300ml Tetra Paks—it’s a real serving size, it’s always fresh, and yes, we actually pour it into a glass for you. No twist-ties or cardboard spouts at the bar.

NAME	TYPE	NOTES
Barefoot	Cabernet Sauvignon	A solid, honest red.
Barefoot	Pinot Grigio	Crisp, cold, and easy.
Barefoot	Chardonnay	The classic white.
Barefoot	Moscato	For those who like it sweet.

We’ve also got a few 275ml bottles of Sutter Home Cabernet Sauvignon sitting on the shelf. We’re charging the same price for both, so do the math—grab the 300ml Barefoot and get that extra 25ml (about 7%) for free. It’s the best return on investment you’re going to find in this economy.

non-alcoholic & soft drinks

Whether you’re the designated driver, under 21, or just taking a frame off, we’ve got plenty of cold options. We’re a Pepsi house, but we’ve got the local legends and the weird stuff too.

Our Italian Cherry Soda from DANG! is a midwest legend. It’s sweet, tart, and bright red—exactly what you want while you’re hunting for a turkey.

NAME	TYPE	NOTES
DANG!	Italian Soda	CHERRY (The Crowd Favorite) or Energy.
Sprecher	Bottled Soda	Milwaukee’s best Root Beer.
Orange Crush	Can	FOR THE HOLLISTER.
Fever Tree	Ginger Beer	Tiny cans. Spicy kick.
Diet Dr. Pepper	Can	We have it. Don’t ask why.
Pepsi Products	Fountain/Can	Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mtn. Dew, Starry, Starry Zero.
Heineken 0.0	NA Beer	All the hops, none of the head-change.
Juice/Mixers	Liquid	Lemonade, Cranberry, Orange, Pineapple, Tonic, Club.