Daily Specials

HOLD YOUR HORSES, I’M WORKING ON IT.

Everyone keeps asking, “Bob, what’s the Tuesday special? What’s the Thursday deal?”

Settle down.

I a m currently in the process of inventing “Daily Specials.” This involves me looking at the inventory, checking the profit margins, and deciding exactly how generous I feel like being on a Wednesday.

Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither is my discount liquor menu. I’ll post the new schedule here when I finish writing it down.

IN THE MEANTIME:Domestic Cans are $3. Every. Single. Day.

That is cheaper than your coffee, and it tastes better. If that’s not “special” enough for you, you’re in the wrong place.

Check back later.

HOUSE RULES FOR ORDERING:

No tabs unless I know your dad.

Know what you want before you make eye contact.

“Surprise me” means you’re getting a shot of warm gin.

Cash is king. Cards are annoying.